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Herculadium

by Austin Galante

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Tim Christians I really like the fantasy feel of Dark Moon Favorite track: Real Cut Up.
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Real Cut Up 03:37
Who here likes stand up jokes? Here, Let me give it a shot. Get it shot. Well that fell flat. Watch the video then maybe you’ll get it. This is where I eat, the same place where I shit in. Yeah, I’m cold dude, That’s why I’m wearing mittens. Oh wait a minute these are gloves made out of kitten. I’m such a sarcastic motherfucker; me. I’m not really that funny, but sometimes I try to be. I make jokes all the time, There never funny like I’d hoped for. It’s gotta be your fault, Yeah. You probably should have smoked more. Hook Oh you think this funny Oh you think this funny I’ll give you a joke I’m a real cut up Surprised I haven’t gone and got myself in trouble. Smart ass so hard, you could pile me with rubble. I’m pure magic, don’t associate with muggles Hey! Shhhhhh. Quiet Or I’ll tighten up your muzzle. Somebody bout to get Somebody bout to go and get offended Somebody bout to get Somebody bout to go and get offended And Look, I’m a little bit offended right now. I’mma only tell ya twice, See it’s time for you to pipe down. Little slice ouch. That looks like it hurts. Kind of like when you didn’t laugh at my words. You coulda been dead already. Now I’m putting in work. A little bit of torture, just cause you was a jerk. But let me be clear. You’re not hear because of that. You did some really terrible shit, that was really fucking bad. Well what do we have here? Little piggy toes! Can you show me on the sad guy exactly where it goes. Ha, I’m just playing. I’mma throw it with ya cloths You about to get cut up while I’m telling dad jokes. It’s a joke, not a dick. Don’t take it so hard. See what I say, I’m dead on the money. I should probably just start making kids videos. Cause those little fuckers think everything’s funny. Hook Oh you think this funny Oh you think this funny I’ll give you a joke I’m a real cut up I’m a real cut up And this is ambrosia It was nice to say It wasn’t nice to know ya.
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Breathe Out 03:58
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Witch Drum 02:49
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Backslider 03:28
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Lyrics The Cocoa will keep you warm. The Cocoa will keep you warm. Pick the Harley up on one wheel. Told manace I’m pulling up in Compton It’s a done deal. Cookies Jars Keep my lungs filled. Bitches Buck shots Pray to god that no ones killed. Bought the neighborhood and gangsters out. A country nigga did it. That’s something to think about. Still scraping the ground in Low Lows. On these broke hoes. I got rich off the shit I put in your nose. Chopper on me when I’m slidding down Melrose. Watch out for the hellos Everybody don’t sell those. Khaki shorts and some long socks. Stroll down Figueroa getting a bank roll from a known thot. I don’t need yours I got my own glock. These pussies play with my name like I’m gonna stop. I only stayed in this game cuz there’s no Pac. And I’m not finished popping up a few aughts. It’s what Brought you here. The cocoa will keep you warm Well hello, Welcome What brought you here. Could it be the cocoa, popcorn or beer. We got shells like tacos, Watch your brazier. I got a lot that’s not yours, got to prepare, That’s all. It’s almost like me and Buck made a Christmas song. Got so much snow that Santa could land his sleigh I a strippers thong. And you can’t budge these. Oh wow, you judge me. While you liquored up Or is it just me ironic You over there got me laughing. The whole group of you singing Eric Clapton Like it aint no thing While we burn propane. Make a radio edit, cuz I’m so profane It’s gonna leave you with what’s called a real slow drain. Over the hill and through the woods a country boy coming. A lot of lights and tinsel. Wait nope their tassels. One things for sure, you’re gonna see some assholes. Get up. It’s what brought you here The cocoa will keep you warm. I’ve done some things in the past like the Clipse. You gonna need some elves to distribute your gifts. Take a gymnastic class to help you with your flips Moved on to better things Hit the clutch then I shift. You gonna need some big wheels to get you through the drifts.
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released October 26, 2021

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Austin Galante Madison, Wisconsin

Austin Galante residing in Portland Oregon. is one of the original members of Bad Fathers Hip Hop Rock and punk rock experimental group. He has performed shows such as 21 dates on The Warped Tour, 3 showcases at SXSW, Deluna Fest, Sunset Strip Music Festival, Midwest Mission Creek Festival. Austin Galante has created songs with Slim Kid Tre of Pharcyde, Cee Lo Green, #0 of Slipknot, Blueprint, DJ ... more

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